I grew up in a suburb of Memphis, Tenn., — not necessarily in the country, but nowhere near the city. And both of my parents were born and raised in Kentucky out near bales of hay and chickens. The decor of my house growing up could best be defined as A Product of The Eighties, meaning tons of teal and pink and decorative borders everywhere. And my mom liked to hang baskets and farm equipment from the ceiling in the kitchen:

I’m sorry you had to be exposed to that photograph. If it makes you feel any better, I had to LIVE IN that photograph. You’ll be happy to know I’ve discovered hair product since then. And no longer hike my shorts up to my armpits.
One of my mother’s favorite things to add to a shelf or tabletop was a ceramic rooster. Or maybe a pig made out of solid iron. Even now her kitchen and living room are teeming with them, and to poke fun I will occasionally pretend that one has jumped off the mantel and is strangling me. She won’t admit to finding this funny. She also won’t admit how many times she has flashed an inappropriate hand gesture my way.
Sometimes her animal-themed decor will branch out beyond farm animals, but only rarely. As in the case of this brown bear toilet paper holder:

The tone of this may have you thinking that I don’t like decorating with anything animal-related. And that is not at all what I’m saying. I happen to think farm animals ring a bit country, and if that is your taste, then you go right ahead and break out your favorite cross stitch of bow-tie wearing chickens. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a festive farm animal dressed like a tap dancer.
I’m kidding, country designers! Sort of.
I have personally tried to mix it up a bit, and in just about every corner of my house you’ll see some sort of animal figurine or print of an exotic bird. In fact, I think designers have really stepped it up in recent years in terms of animal-themed decor to the point that you could fill a room with everything “animal” and not look like someone’s crazy Aunt Maureen who got a little carried away in the gift shop at the Miami airport.
I did a little looking around and collected examples of things I’d use if redesigning a room in my own home. Some of it is eclectic, some a bit whimsical, some really elegant. Some of it is even traditional. But sorry, Mom, the ceramic rooster didn’t make the cut.
See the slide show here.
See a list of individual items here.





















What, no hippos?
I kid. I tend to stray away from animals in our home decor, though we do have a giant painting of moths in the dining room. I have a feeling our children will be terrified of it.
This reminds me of so many things from my own childhood. Including the jeans crime. :p
I grew up about 3 hours outside of Memphis in a small Missouri town. Memphis was the biggest "city" for miles and miles.
I don't think there is a house within spitting distance of my parent's that does not feature some sort of barnyard animal within the kitchen or bathroom…and probably the living room as well.
I'm not mad at the bear, but I am mad at those place mats. Tell me it was 4th of July.
I wish they made acid-wash wallpaper. That would be totally rad.
(giggling) (not at you) (well maybe a little) (are those pleats?)
Your mom and my mom were separated at birth, except my mom doesn't do hand gestures. She only quilts. Vigorously.
That bear toilet paper holder rocks my world so hard. He is so friendly and gracious. "Here you are!" he says, "Wipe your behind and have a great day!"
Toilet paper and a smile. Win.
Can we also talk about the toilet paper holder on the American flag-inspired … throw rug? placemat?
What is it about hanging baskets and vintage kitchen utensils from the ceiling? My mom did the same thing.
are you winking in that picture? how YOU doin?
Here is a hint: on your PERSONAL blog, you get to talk all you want to about yourself. On your professional blog, about design, try to take yourself out of the picture completely and talk about design. Real design. Not 'buying as decorating', but real design. Please read the other blog posters on this blog, Heather, and consider how little the reader knows about them, and how much design information they impart to the readers. There is a lesson in there, if you are adult enough to learn it. But in general, every time you are typing 'me', 'my' or 'I', that isn't writing about design.
Really, dude?
It's just another Heather stalker. Ignore it and eventually it's head will explode…
Ouch Gill. If you don't like what heather is writing, just read the other designers posts. That's why they have such a wide array of authors for this blog, it's a little fun for everyone!
Y'all, stop hating on the person who is brave enough to say out loud that the emperor has no clothes.
What? This isn't What Not to Wear. This is Gil should stop reading and move on.
I'm assuming that HGTV realized that only people very interested in design were coming to read their blogs and seeing their site, while the larger audience's interest wasn't being grabbed, and so they invited Heather to bring her different blogging style to the mix and draw in more readers and thus, more site viewers. Why should everything be the same? I find the other blogs boring as can be. Heather's writing style draws me in, though.
Ditto Kristen. I didn't even know about this section of HGTV's website until Heather started posting here, and linked to it on Dooce. I'm glad to have it added to my list of blogs! I dig Heather's style in decorating, and appreciate her tips and questions and the sharing she does of the projects she might be working on (i.e. her sister's basement). It's fun for me. If it's not fun for you, then go read something else. Duh. ::rolls eyes at Gill, Bryanna, and Amanda:: <– This was the "adult" part of my comment. In case you were wondering.
Excellent advice! Lets just hope HGTV realizes the truth behind what you say as well!
What is it about bears and toilet paper? That one toilet paper manufacturer (I honestly can't remember which one right now) had a whole series of commercials featuring cartoon bears. COINCIDENCE?!?
Oh, and hey Gill – if you don't like it, don't read it. It's that simple.
I tend to agree with you – though oddly, we have two very paintings of cow-like creatures in our house. One Tibetan cow (so maybe a yak) and another a big ox pulling a boat ashore. I think the key is "animal as animal" – it's when we get into pigs in little straw hats that things go wrong.
HAHA Awesome
Take a chill pill, Gill! Take your "real" design blog and go see if it will buy you a sense of humor.
You mean, the avon world sales leader has animal decor? Maybe I haven't read much into it, but I sure did not expect that!!!!!
Gill forgot his prune juice thins morning.
Well, THAT brought back memories. You know we had a carbon copy of that same kitchen five miles down the road.
What about portraits of Chuck and Coco?
http://www.rachaelrossman.com
Mom jeans and vomit inducing wallpaper! My eyes are burning!
OMG….we grew up in the same house. Only difference mine was in New Jersey!!!!
The animal merchandise is all very cute!
I love it. That photo could win contests. And that kitchen is really something else.
On the animal trend, I have been slow to catch on, but there are a few animal 'pieces' creeping into my home's decor. Which makes my husband the veterinarian very happy. Last year I found a faux antler sculpture that I have grown to love. I adore the arcylic piece you featured here.
Can someone explain to me why Miss Armstong is on HGTV? I dont get it. Does she decorate something? I thought she was just a foul mouthed 'mom' blogger.
Oh well.
Ouch! That was a real zinger! Why do you feel the need to comment? Since you seem to know who she is and you don't like her, why did you come here?
I dunno. Why is Rachel Ray on ABC? Why are "bridezillas" given the attention that they crave? Why do women think that meeting men through a reality show is a good idea?
We all decorate our homes, pretty much. Heather does it in an appealing way that is popular with loads of her readers. Also? She has LOTS of readers. Maybe that was another reason HGTV hired her?
I don't know, Amanda, why are you reading HGTV? If you can't self filter what you want to read, maybe you should get some help or something.
I think it's hysterical that you put the word mom in quotes. Say what you like about Heather (I happen to think she's fantastic) but there is no question about whether she is a mom.
Here's a tip: When you put a word in quotes it's an indication that there is something questionable/ironic/unusual about your use of the word. Don't use quotation that you don't understand.
Also, move along and leave Heather alone.
Actually, it's Mrs. Armstrong. She's married. Just sayin'
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I did something similar to the ‘lovebirds’ wall sticker over my bed instead of a headboard (room too small + bed too big = the need to ‘design’ with way less furniture) and I get compliments on it all the time. I love it – even though some design people caution that the bird trend is over. I also love to go into the Chinatown or Japantown area of any large city I am visiting and look for chopstick holders shaped like animals. These tiny objects can be really cute placed in a little corner or on a window ledge, are inexpensive, and satisfy my need for critters.
Great post Heather – I love your writing.
Please tell us you were spared of taxidermy!
Wow, like Kstrychnine said, looks like some people forgot their prune juice.
It is interesting how our parents' design aesthetic affects our own. I love animal stuff, but only certain kinds and not in mass quantity. All them beady eyes starin' at me, yikes!
BTW, please explain why you need to come here to bitch about Mrs. Armstrong being a "foul mouthed 'mom' blogger" comes from someone whose site is." Don't read her posts if you come into it with such a chip on your shoulder.
Ooops, looks like I am queen of the typos today.
lol I am sorry you are so angry you feel the need to call people names. Thats such a reflection of you!
I DIDNT read her posts, I DONT go to her blog. This is an HGTV blog. I like decorating.
I have no chips in my shoulders, I just know that I can express myself with having to degrade others.
Please, take a moment to see what a bully comment you have made, and how silly it is that you have put Miss Armstrong in such a pedestal that you feel the need to defend her. I can assure you, she does not care for you the same way and would not ever lift a finger to defend you.
Oh, Amanda.
Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!
–Isaiah 5:21
katszeye didn't call you a name. "Bitch" was used as a verb. The posts you were advised not to read were Heather's posts HERE, on HGTV.com.
You think you "know you can express yourself without having to degrade others" – yet how is calling someone "foul mouthed" not degrading, even if it's true? Some truths are best left unspoken. If I understood your other comment correctly: your hope that "HGTV realizes the truth" – you would be happy if Heather lost her newest paying gig. That's downright uncharitable of you in this economy.
cont.
Regarding your final comment: " I can assure you, she does not care for you the same way and would not ever lift a finger to defend you." How dare you be so presumptuous? Heather has created a community forum on her personal site that has the most intellegent and civil members I have ever read on the internet. On the topic of abortion she has 5 pages of comments (can't get an exact count – might want to alter that, Jon) without so much as one troll. It's the craziest thing ever – tons of people disagreeing with each other on one of the most inflammatory topics there is…and everyone was respecting everyone. The fact that she has created a place for people to connect and communicate with passion and dignity is a blessing in my book. Heather is a consummate over-sharer. She's created a career out of it. That makes people feel loyal to her because they feel like they know her. She's working on a retreat to get together with readers in the "real world". It would be silly to believe she isn't grateful and loyal back to her fans. She wouldn't be able to be a stay at home mom (something I know you're passionate about from reading YOUR blog) without them.
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Lastly, as a person of faith – I felt compelled to write this to you. You are putting yourself out there by attaching your blog to comments like this. I don't believe Heather's fans would necessarily rock your world by flooding the comment section of your blog with nastyness, but I can't be sure. She has an awful lot of fans – which is most likely the reason HGTV contacted her. Guaranteed numbers. However, you are anti-evangelising by leaving negative comments linked to your blog where the first thing people see is your faith if they click over.
I know this sounds like a smack-down, but it's sent with genuine concern and love.
Did you seriously just say that calling someone foul mouthed (although true) is degrading? That is a really, really poor choice of words. Heather Y.. you seem to have SOME good intention, but its sorta lost in your hero worship of a woman who has made a hefty living off of you.
I have filled in my contact information because I do not hide behind an anonymous internet persona. (like you) You can see that for the last four years I have backed up what I say and believe. You may all pull out all the stops in your bullying and harassment, but dont think that you are making a difference in my life. You just reinforce my opinion of her followers!
Maybe you should take your own advice… "Some truths are best left unspoken." What does that mean anyway? Wouldnt a statement apply to something.. oh, I dont know… serious? My opinion of Heather writing a 'decorating' blog is hardly one of those truths. Seems to me that you are another of her over the top fans who will defend her to the end, no matter what she does. EVEN when she is wrong. And guess what? I think she is wrong A LOT.
Ok Go! Your turn to get all defensive and rude!
Oh… and I just went back and re-read your comment, and it sorta made me sad. You seem a little obsessed with her!! So, please, dont contact me! I dont need a stalker. I am a busy Stay at Home Mom! (like you figured out when you stalked my blog)
I was going to post the definition of degrade, but why argue semantics? I’m not obsessed with Heather, I don’t even know her. I was impressed by the civility on her community forum. I know she gets paid by my clicking around and reading her site – but I’d hardly call that making a hefty living off of me personally – and it’s free content for me.
I’m not anonymous, I’m HeatherY. I used to have a blog, but I’m not currently blogging. I have no interest in bullying or harassing you, it’s a shame that I couldn’t make any difference in your life by pointing out how you come across to others. An example of a truth best left unspoken? You really can’t think of any? I suppose applying it to something serious may be more appropriate, though. How about “If you don’t have anything nice to say…”
Whatever. I tried to be helpful. I believe you were being facetious when you said reading my comment made you sad. You come across as pretentious and condescending (notice I typed “come across” – I’m NOT calling you names). You see bullying and harassment where none applies. Then, when someone wonders what kind of person leaves these kinds of comments; they click over to your blog, they see your faith and think, “it figures”. It’s Christians like you that are giving us a bad rap.
P.S. How does one “stalk” a public, linked-to blog? YOU linked, I clicked. I’m not contacting you – I’m responding here, not your place. If you read my comment, you would’ve realized I was suggesting PROTECTING yourself by NOT linking your blog to NEGATIVE comments – in ANY comment section, anywhere.
Easter is coming. Lighten up.
Amanda, there are clearly a world of crazies out there that look at Heather as a hero figure. They clearly will just jump and defend anyone who doesn't think that she is the end all be all of everything. I've gone through here "site" a bit. She's not even really a blogger anymore, she is a "product" trying to be Oprah. She's even started a "community" site to drive up hit counts but her followers think its real. Sad really. But a phenomenon for sure.
Your comment amuses me. It reeks of jealousy, even though you tried your hardest for it not to seem so. Sad.
Please before your fans descend on me, can I please ask a question.__What does this have to do with anything. Isn't this something that is better suited for your personal blog, not one that is placed with designers? Also where is the rest of your sister's home updates? Come on already aren't you done yet?
I suspect it's something like, if you love animals and want to include them in your decor, without your home looking like Heather's house, circa 1980s, here is another option of aesthetically pleasing decor that doesn't include Bear Jamboree or taxidermy.
The article reads like friends sharing design ideas, rather than a professional delivering the Word of Design Gods. I suppose everyone has their own way of deciphering context – which makes Design Happens so great, since there are other bloggers that may appeal to your own writing style/aesthetic.
Cheers!
I had those jeans.
Ow. A little bitter there, Gill! She was brought here because this is what she does well. If it's not your thing, then skip her. I will say that I am here reading Heather's stuff when I wouldn't otherwise have scoped out HGTV, because I happen to enjoy the personal element. I think that was the point.
I have WAY too much of a fascination with animal-related items for my own comfort sometimes. If we ever win the lottery, I may end up with enough over-sized giraffes purchased because they were "neat" that they will require their own room. I am not entirely joking.
Actually, I agree a bit. I don't think Heather should be talking overall design necessarily. Period. She does however seem have a good knack for finding very interesting products judging on this and some of her personal site. I hope that this is her niche here on HGTV. I think it would be interesting for the pairing to explore antique and boutique stores in search of promising designers of accent and decorating pieces.
I had those jeans AND paisley suspenders, but no country corner to pose in, I feel robbed. I kind of like a tacky animal round the house here and there. They make me smile.
Maybe I can up my game with some of your suggestions.
You are so missing THIS on your list
http://www.jonathanadler.com/shop/product.php?cat…
Seems to me if HGTV has a problem with Heather and how and what she writes about, it would edit her.
The Heather style of animal decor may not raise eyebrows to some, but it reads a "strongly hipster" to others. Some hipster style is fine, but methinks this be overkill.
I actually find that Bear TP holder cute. It wouldn't live in my house, but it's cute. Jus' sayin'.
The wallpaper though? Ye Gods! That is one hell of a pattern.
As I was reading this blog yesterday, I started to look around my kitchen…yikes! I wrote about it in my blog. Look at my kitchen pictures… <a href="http://www.cocobunga.com” target=”_blank”>www.cocobunga.com …thanks for the inspiration HGTV and dooce…it's time to have a yard sale.
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As I was reading this blog yesterday, I started to look around my kitchen…yikes! I wrote about it in my blog. Look at my kitchen pictures… http://www.cocobunga.com …thanks for the inspiration HGTV and dooce…it's time to have a yard sale.
Living the Dream!
I try to confine my animal collections to certain less public rooms, but I have to say it looks as if there is a Dalmatian population explosion going on in my office right now!
We stayed in a condo last September to attend a festival… Essentially someone else's condo that they allowed the management to rent out when they weren't using it… At one point we went for a walk and passed by an interior designer's shop and that's when we coined the word "Moosify" — as in THAT was where you went when you needed to moosify your condo. Moose, bears, pine trees, cast iron — and presto! You've been MOOSIFIED!
One of my best friends has a guest room that has been Moosified! Love that you have a word for it!
Hey Heather–great picks on the slide show, but nothing as fabulous as that bear toilet paper holder! Come on!
After seeing that wallpaper in photo it explains why your own home and the one you are doing of your sisters is so sterile looking, not that there is anything wrong with that
heather im not sure you have found your voice yet as an HGTV blogger…i think it must be hard to drop the irreverence, but i almost feel as if you are walking on eggshells with your sentences. relax! your regular writing is great and there is not reason you should be holding back!!