This is the story of what happens when an insanely talented woodworker lets his wife design a table for her dream dining room.
Ready? Here it goes:
Husband: What do you want the table to look like?
Husband: Can you be more specific?
Wife: Super rustic.
Husband: Like this?
Wife: I think so. But more rustic.
Husband: What do you mean more rustic?
Wife: I don’t know…distress it a bit?
Husband: Like that, right?
Wife: YES! But I think I want the table to be bigger…
Husband: Seriously? You’re kidding.
Wife: No. But I love you!
Husband: OK. Removable extensions. Do you like?
Wife: I love. Now let’s talk about that sunroom…