There is no fooling you guys, seriously! I would feel super cool opening a cold drink with this crescent-shaped bottle opener. I think it could easily double as a bottle opener AND a paperweight to keep your napkins from flying off the picnic table. And you can tuck it neatly in the DIY picnic roll-up (can you tell I have picnics on my brain?).
Check back next Wednesday to guess at a new item.